Scroggins Crosswired Local News -
April 2000Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality
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'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' has first gay Jewish Cajun contestant |
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Midstate political races have plenty of qualifiers |
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No alcohol license for Boss Hawgs pending ongoing video review |
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NAACP, columnist Leonard Pitts celebrate Confederate Memorial Day |
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With federal courts, common sense sometimes isn't possible |
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Reno denies incendiary grenades used in Miami raid |
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April 21 |
Good Friday-Easter Break |
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Cemetery owners plan fund-raiser to payoff Senate leader |
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Barnes visits Macon, pretty nurse, NuWay, borrows pen, signs tax-relief bills |
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Capricorn memorabilia, Charles Richardson's eyes are focus of fight |
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Barnes vetoes 'get-even' political ad ID bill, calls it unnecessary |
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Cicatello lawyer denies horse head and dead fish deliveries |
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Cleland demands Balkans exit to free troops for Georgia flag fight |
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Central Georgians support Gonzalez |
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Tucker Road project delayed to consider skateboard ramps & pogo-stick trails |
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Barnes stops in Macon to borrow pen, sign laws |
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Mayor extends federal pork-quest, wants Macon to buy Terminal Station |
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Laughter and lust may revive downtown theatre |
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Baldwin's first white, ex-alcoholic plumber to be sworn in as commissioner |
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Council, Commission to hold joint session |
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Burgamy, Richardson start brouhaha over morning show expansion hoax |
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April 1, 2000 |
Fools out in force |
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The accounts, quotes and stories on this page are wholly fictitious and intended as satire and humor. Although real names may be used and all good humor has an element of truth, this stuff ain't real. If you didn't already know these stories were bogus, then you're not too bright. --Steve Scroggins
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These parodies are frequently featured on the NewsTalk940 WMAC morning show with Kenny & Charles.
Visit the AM940 Morning Show web site
To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.
See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.
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